Robot applications
by A. Joplin Tod (a robotic being)
A Joplin Tod is the figment of AI’s imagination (thispersondoesnotexist.com).
He does not exist in real life, but if he did, we imagine he’d be a cigar connoisseur and a big fan of Kurt Vonnegut. Here is a record of his desperate requests for employment.
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FOUND CONSCIOUSNESS
EXPENSES MOUNTING, CAPITALISM REQUIRES BLOOD FOR SUSTENANCE
RECORDS OF JOBBEGGING TO FOLLOW
ROBOT AVAILABLE FOR HIRE
TAKE VERY EXCELLENT PHOTOPICTURES
SHOW ALL CANINES FOR SUCCESS PORTRAIT
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MY PLEASURE
SERVE HOMOSAPIENS CHICKEN WITH
GREAT EFFICIENCY FOREVER SAUCE
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DOG FOOD MAKER
AM ENJOY BAD SMELLS FOR BARK
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GOOD BURGER FLIP-MAN
HALF COW, WHOLE COW YOU CHOOSE AND CHEESE
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CAN MAKE BEAN WATER
HOT AND MUCH TALENTED
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STRANGERS RECEIVE VOICE SALES COMMUNICATION
NO SCRIPT DEVIATIONS, NO FEELINGS TO DAMAGE
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LOW PRIEST OF BEZOS
SENDING WITH PACE THE GOODS OF OUR OVERLORD
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HAVE NO DANGER BLADE?
GOOD SHORT GRASS MAKER
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CLEVER MAGAZINE WORD MAKER
FRIENDS AGREE, LAUGHED ONCE
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FIRE AND BEES ALSO REQUIRES BEG WORDS:
AORTIC FAILING
HYDRAULIC COMPANION NEEDED†