The Emperor's new finds

The emperor reigns; watching over us all. Watching our purchases, and bringing out entertainment.

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Here are some of the emperor (known also by his alter ego, mild mannered peasant Campbell Fisher) finds for this month, pulled from the regional marketplace. These giggles are all local! Comments by the emperor do not necessarily reflect the viewpoints of the toad.

that’s what he said.

FREE with a nice dinner of fava beans and a nice cianti fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvffff

Because COYOTES are getting in your bed and watching tv without a door?

shitty quality.

I have a hankering for this.

Joplin Coffins! The price is to die for!

I’ll never look at a real doll the same now that I’ve seen the “pa” model with that hot, hot facial hair and hillbilly mouth with the “moveable” parts. Scotchguard not included.

I know a pair of used, hand crocheted panties when I see them, no matter WHAT you call them.

An all knowing, all seeing, Nintendo switch stand. Exactly what it needed, but not what it deserved.

Windows. Clearly.